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Luke Perry acted the one realistic, down-to-earth character in Riverdale and did it well. The one parent that wasn’t completely batshit insane.

Walking behind someone with a Slazenger backpack. I haven’t seen that brand since my grammar school days.

The Prodigy were the one rave act that all my metal, punk, and goth mates were into in the late 90s. Big beat techno with a punk sneer.

I feel like talking about having a mortgage in Vancouver is roughly akin to talking about owning a diamond unicorn.

Realized tonight that I could renew my mortgage online without setting up a face-to-face meeting like it's the 1800s. Now I don't have to think about it again for five years.

👀 Steeling myself for anarchy i.e. buying new shoes for the kids.

Either some cosplay thing is going on or downtown Vancouver is just slightly weirder than usual.

Walked past Skeet Ulrich, looking every bit as rough as his gang-cop bad-dad character on Riverdale.

Marcus boosted

you fuckin starting?
aye!
you want ae fuckin rammy?
aye!
wi ma fuckin, level 50 pikachu
aye!
mon then let's fuckin poky battle ya wee shit
aye!
[WEE DAVEY CHALLENGED YOU TO A BATTLE]

youtu.be/VODKZxsRa_E Still on my constant IDLES kick. Well, yesterday I shook things up by listening to Iceage too.

I didn’t realize when I bought it, but this Moody Ales and Another Beer Co. collaboration Imperial IPA is 10%. I guess that’s why they call it IIIPA.

Marcus boosted

The horror of realising that you’re a Skyrim centrist because you think both sides are dicks

Marcus boosted

when you're configuring iptables but you lock yourself out of your own connection

No one warned me my nails would feel weird after almost a week of nail polish. It’s like they’re vaguely clammy underneath or something. Time to take it off before it drives me nuts.

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