I'M AN IMMORTAL AND I NEED TO BE LOVED.
After 11 years, I finally made the effort to figure out the combination and find the key for my double-locked bicycle down in storage.
The handlebar grips had decomposed into a blue sludge so I managed to replace them with the MEC grips I must have bought 5 years ago.
Now I’m wrecked and I haven’t even pumped the tires. Who will pump my tires?
Google Cloud is down, so the half of the internet that isn’t hosted at Amazon is out of action. Sometimes it goes the other way.
I only have internal tools at Google Cloud (so far) so I’m not in a panic, but at least when Google or Amazon have problems customers hear about it in international news.
Emboldened by @erinbee to try some of this craft mead I’ve had my eye on for a while. I went for the saffron and orange flavour, and it tastes a lot like a nice dry, sweet cider not dissimilar to Lonetree.
@scronide Emoji For Seniors: You know who not to send a peach to, but what does it mean when someone messages you a Lithuanian flag, 4 pentagrams, a Bunsen burner, or a now extinct dolphin?
Game of Thrones 8x05
This episode was absolute trash. Absolute garbage. I'm laughing my ass off about how bad it was.
His een are like dubs fou o burnie fire, and his awfie whuskers are teuch as wire.
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