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Started cycling for the first time in over a decade and really enjoying it.

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Nintendo: Why don't you go outside and sleep better? These pokemon will help!
Microsoft: Please wash yourself. Please. Here, we made soap that looks like an Xbox, will that work? Just please have a shower.

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After 11 years, I finally made the effort to figure out the combination and find the key for my double-locked bicycle down in storage.

The handlebar grips had decomposed into a blue sludge so I managed to replace them with the MEC grips I must have bought 5 years ago.

Now I’m wrecked and I haven’t even pumped the tires. Who will pump my tires?

Google Cloud is down, so the half of the internet that isn’t hosted at Amazon is out of action. Sometimes it goes the other way.

I only have internal tools at Google Cloud (so far) so I’m not in a panic, but at least when Google or Amazon have problems customers hear about it in international news.

Emboldened by @erinbee to try some of this craft mead I’ve had my eye on for a while. I went for the saffron and orange flavour, and it tastes a lot like a nice dry, sweet cider not dissimilar to Lonetree.

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TIL May 26 is World Dracula Day. Never forget that Dracula was slain with help from a goddamn Texan cowboy.

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Had to laugh when a colleague was telling me about a 3-day coaching workshop that was basically teaching nihilism.

It was that moment when I realized that I’m missing out on a career as a life coach.

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teenage engineering made a game console,
it has a crank,
https://play.date/
thanks @eq for sharing this with me
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Kids keep mentioning some crab rave and apparently it isn’t The Fat of the Land.

Saw a pair of literal neo-nazis at our local thrift store today. The bloke had an actual swastika armband and the dame had some runic shirt. I was shoulder-to-shoulder with him at one point—and figured he was just a typically furtive addict—but only noticed the armband on the way out.

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@scronide Emoji For Seniors: You know who not to send a peach to, but what does it mean when someone messages you a Lithuanian flag, 4 pentagrams, a Bunsen burner, or a now extinct dolphin?

Was at the library and realized I’ve only got ten years to go before I can do the over-50s classes on how to use an iPad or a self-driving car or whatever it will be in 2029.

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Game of Thrones 8x05 

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