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The Canadian election is turning out to be surprising in possibly the least dramatic way.

On one hand I should support the kids’ joy of singing and music. On the other hand hearing out-of-tune renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man” loses its sheen after the first time, let alone the millionth.

Watching live TV like a Boomer, but on YouTube.

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“Happiness lives inside the smallest moments” – Christy Ann Martine #FridayFeeling
Ottawa, Ontario

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rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)

They’ve made a few basic things a bit more more complicated in iOS and I don’t like it. Today’s example: rearranging apps.

I just saw a PPC supporter say they want to abolish the capital gains tax but expand the CPP and protect it from the government. If working class supporters of right-wing parties actually just talked to each other, their base would implode.

I like how Picard is going one step further than Vulcan space elves and making their Romulans look like this.

‪I wade knee deep through the dregs of Canadian political Twitter sometimes and know this: Canadian political discourse is every bit as deranged as the US. No difference. We could easily end up like Trump-era US or Brexit-era UK.

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Lost and found signs of 2019: “Found: Tools and Drone”

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I just read a take that since Twin Peaks originally aired on ABC, it's part of the Disney universe.

Which subtake is more cursed?:

1. Laura Palmer is a Disney Princess

2. Audrey Horne joins your party in a One Eyed Jack's level of Kingdom Hearts

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If video games have taught me anything, this aesthetic means that the stairs are the quickest way to get extremely irradiated

My left finger has been aching on and off for weeks and I couldn’t figure out why because I’m right-handed. I realize now that it’s probably how I hold on to my phone; it’s getting more pressure on that DIP joint than other fingers.

Looking forward to the 29th for the Overwatch League Grand Finals. Vancouver Titans versus San Francisco Shock. It’s like the Yankees against the Red Sox, without 100+ years of history… and baseball.

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downtown abbey movie please reveal the secret of the "shadow abbey" hinted at in the logo

I wish there was an easy way to mass block talk radio hosts and mute anyone engaging with their bait on Twitter. Without fail, at least one trending topic a day is being whipped up by the same local shitehawks for clout.

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