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Even passively following social media feels exhausting these days.

Caught my industrial piercing in a knitted pillow the other day. Luckily I didn’t have to lose the ear to escape.

How did we end up in a world where not only Black Friday is a thing but now it starts a week early?

I don’t know how much time I’ve sunk into Death Stranding so far but it’s a lot and I haven’t reached Port Knot City yet. I love the game so far. It’s absurd and mundane and brilliant.

It actually plays a lot like a drunk Final Fantasy XV, which I’ve been spending a lot of time on recently.

‪How about the decals?‬ Anything ya like? How about the decals?‬ Anything ya like? How about the decals?‬ Anything ya like?
– Final Fantasy XV

Can’t remember if I posted a photo of my costume here but I’m enjoying the cowboy look. Hey, if Fields of the Nephilim could run about as gothic cowboys why can’t I?

The kids’ school sent a note out saying costumes should not “display gratuitous violent images or be promiscuous”.

Promiscuous? I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

I didn’t know Gravis, who made joysticks and soundcards, were a local company.

Finally looked at the other side of the carton and realized eggnog is called “hen’s milk” in French.

I’d apparently forgotten why “rush hour” is called that. There are so many people when you leave work at the normal time.

On episode 15 of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and only realized now that there was an English dub track too. There is no way an English dub of JoJo is as over-the-top as the Japanese.

In a not typically Canadian move, the top two party leaders skipped the line and are giving their speeches at the same time as the NDP leader.

The Canadian election is turning out to be surprising in possibly the least dramatic way.

On one hand I should support the kids’ joy of singing and music. On the other hand hearing out-of-tune renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man” loses its sheen after the first time, let alone the millionth.

Watching live TV like a Boomer, but on YouTube.

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“Happiness lives inside the smallest moments” – Christy Ann Martine #FridayFeeling
Ottawa, Ontario

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rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)

They’ve made a few basic things a bit more more complicated in iOS and I don’t like it. Today’s example: rearranging apps.

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